Contrived Emergency

So back in the day - think back if you can - three years ago.

Councilor Desmet was elected and what did she say - it's all over Facebook if you can stomach scrolling back that far.

"We are One Day away from pooping in buckets"

(Great line by the way although untrue!)

And now, after clawing money back from the state after it was taken away and getting a Federal Loan and getting a grant - We have enough to build the donut.

Yes. The Village Sewer Plant will be updated and we will have a donut!

BUT - wait! Now the emergency is:

Sewage will Back Up Into Your Homes

Yet another great line although a little dramatic.

So now all of that money needs to be spent on grinder pumps??

Which is it? What is the emergency? Is it getting the sewer plant fixed so we don't poop in buckets??? OR is it spending money on Grinder Pumps so we don't have sewage back up???

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